Why hello there it's certainly been a fat ass minute since I have updated. Let's run down all of the things I have done since our last installment:
-Porn
As you can see I've been incredibly busy and I'm eager to get back into the groove of things now that my life is less hectic. You see, yesterday I had finally reached the point where all of the nerves in my genitals were dead and my member now bares striking resemblance to a mushroom covered in thick barnacles. This however will not bring me down for I have hatched a plan to replace my dongle with a carbon copy of Obama's erect scaly reptile penis since I believe it is the secret source of
So once upon a little drunken afternoon I was diddlin your granny and she was all like "whoah dude" and I was just going at it just sucking on her grey ass pubes and I had an epiphany all like "duuude wait wait wait wait wait....what if your soul was in your pubes?!" Let me elabnorate on this shit. So you know how all those old fuckin ladies are the sweetest people on the planet? They've let their grey ass pubes grow so long that they just have the best souls! "How is he not wrong about this?" you might ask. You can't prove me wrong, that's why. Remember how the 70's were the peak of soul music? Take a good hard long guess about how long thei